Myself (Zombified)

This is what the doctors predict I will look like in 10 years

The Great Pumpkin

Experience the terror that is: The Great Pumpkin!

Myself (Tex Avery Style)

This is me every time I see an un-flushed toilet.

Myself (20's Cartoon)

Me from a time when censorship wasn't as big of a problem as it is now.

S.O.S. Mini-Comic

It looks a lot better in book form.

Myself (Simpsons Version)

I know it sucks.